do you ever just regret 40% of your life
no matter how many gross facts you tell me about McDonald’s i’m still gonna eat it
Sleeping is nice because youre not actually dead and youre not awake so its a win-win situation
It’s like being dead without the commitment.
an open relationship with death
death with benefits
- Me: should i get a life or watch another tv series
i just want perfect skin and hair and teeth and body proportions and endless supplies of money and intelligence is that too much to ask for
